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Top 10 sexy sexy game gurus!

Thought the guys behind the games were all butt ugly? Check GR's stable of binary beefcake!

Words: Stephen Pierce, GamesRadar US

1 - Bill Gates

It's no surprise to find Gates in the top slot, seen here channeling the understated elegance of such visionary thinkers as Tom Wolfe, Albert Einstein and the Brooks Brothers. It takes a man at home in his own body to fearlessly team such grandiose aspirations with the practicality of a non-pilling acrylic/wool weave. And that pose. Watch as he uses the full length of his sylphlike frame as a lightning rod, upon which a full suite of accessories can crackle and fizz; the retro monitor, the ring-binder and a drowsy, but alluring gaze. DOS booty!

The Kraken awakes! With the simple act of pushing his body upwards, while crucially managing to maintain horizontal integrity in those slippy slacks on that polished desk, it becomes clear why Gates is our primo binary beefcake. The fact that he is simultaneously able to throw down a rudimentary gang-sign is merely the icing on an already suggestive cake. And who wouldn't want a byte of that?


 
27 Comments
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Nitemarish  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Wow! Bill Gates is a sexy bitch!
Coolbeans69  - 11 months 1 day ago 
Ahhhh! God!!!!!!! Dudes!!!! Help!!!! Where are the Chicks????!!!!
RebornKusabi  - 10 months 28 days ago 
Proof that just because you make video games doesn't mean you have to look the part.
Rhonda  - 10 months 9 days ago 
Don't worry Coolbeans69, hot chicks are out there rocking the gaming world. I work hard creating art for games every day and I don't have any horrible deformities.
souleater77  - 9 months 18 days ago 
shoulda posted jade raymond
Ten123  - 9 months 11 days ago 
Where are the Chicks !!!!!!!!!!
Iffo  - 9 months 7 days ago 
C'mon guys, why do you need chicks when you've got Mr. Romero and Billy Boy :D

Good work Stephen!! This is the most hilarious thing I've read in weeks!!
Auron  - 8 months 17 days ago 
Bah, Will Wright & Bill Gates are the best.
killemall  - 8 months 14 days ago 
As a fem, i don't know how i feel about this...
Hellbornranger  - 8 months 4 days ago 
lol
viperjv2  - 7 months 13 days ago 
lol
Gremlin187  - 6 months 13 days ago 
Go Forth And Die! DETHKLOK Rules.
ConesAreKool  - 6 months 1 day ago 
Eww... I wanted to see a sexy girl, not guy...
mrl64  - 4 months 26 days ago 
wtf
THORSTEINTHESTAFFSTRUCK  - 4 months 21 days ago 
This reminds me of Gramma's Boy. LOLZ. "I hate your face!" - Robot Voice
POWERFULLWART  - 4 months 10 days ago 
that is some funny shit
Twoodworth2014  - 4 months 7 days ago 
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE FLIP GUYS GUYS NO GIRLS GUYS
SnowGirl411  - 4 months 2 days ago 
What's wrong with it being about guys? I don't see anything wrong with it.
Savannah1994  - 3 months 30 days ago 
yep your right snowgirl411 , except for them being so...ugly..... XD
POWERFULLWART  - 3 months 23 days ago 
that 1st pic is the best ...the fire in the back ground means he is a bad ass ....just like Kenny Powers
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