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Top 10 sexy sexy game gurus!

Thought the guys behind the games were all butt ugly? Check GR's stable of binary beefcake!

Words: Stephen Pierce, GamesRadar US

9 - Al King

Former Director of Consumer Marketing for conveyor-belt, gamesblimp Electronic Arts, 'Action' Al King is not a man at home to boring. A notion made all too clear by the first pic of this heroic Brit performing the terrifying 'falcon in flight' pointed star jump - a gymnastic procedure banned in 13 countries. The fact that he's chosen to flout international law by leaping from a small concrete plinth on the edge of what appears to be an abandoned missile silo only makes this athletic statement all the more daring.

Motorcycle. Leather. Flaming sticks. Can of beer. Big hair. This is a man at the very epicenter of danger. He doesn't know how to live any other way.

Shredding in a cap-sleeve T. The sweat's pouring, the trousers are tight. This is one ex-game giant still livin' large in the public domain.

And here, the vulnerable side of King. Snapped off-guard in a posture of casual insouciance, sporting a thoughtful Beat Poet costume. Just a man, hanging out in an alley, reading an SSX Tricky move list. Dynamite!


 
27 Comments
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Nitemarish  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Wow! Bill Gates is a sexy bitch!
Coolbeans69  - 11 months 1 day ago 
Ahhhh! God!!!!!!! Dudes!!!! Help!!!! Where are the Chicks????!!!!
RebornKusabi  - 10 months 27 days ago 
Proof that just because you make video games doesn't mean you have to look the part.
Rhonda  - 10 months 9 days ago 
Don't worry Coolbeans69, hot chicks are out there rocking the gaming world. I work hard creating art for games every day and I don't have any horrible deformities.
souleater77  - 9 months 17 days ago 
shoulda posted jade raymond
Ten123  - 9 months 11 days ago 
Where are the Chicks !!!!!!!!!!
Iffo  - 9 months 6 days ago 
C'mon guys, why do you need chicks when you've got Mr. Romero and Billy Boy :D

Good work Stephen!! This is the most hilarious thing I've read in weeks!!
Auron  - 8 months 17 days ago 
Bah, Will Wright & Bill Gates are the best.
killemall  - 8 months 14 days ago 
As a fem, i don't know how i feel about this...
Hellbornranger  - 8 months 4 days ago 
lol
viperjv2  - 7 months 12 days ago 
lol
Gremlin187  - 6 months 13 days ago 
Go Forth And Die! DETHKLOK Rules.
ConesAreKool  - 6 months 1 day ago 
Eww... I wanted to see a sexy girl, not guy...
mrl64  - 4 months 25 days ago 
wtf
THORSTEINTHESTAFFSTRUCK  - 4 months 20 days ago 
This reminds me of Gramma's Boy. LOLZ. "I hate your face!" - Robot Voice
POWERFULLWART  - 4 months 10 days ago 
that is some funny shit
Twoodworth2014  - 4 months 7 days ago 
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE FLIP GUYS GUYS NO GIRLS GUYS
SnowGirl411  - 4 months 1 day ago 
What's wrong with it being about guys? I don't see anything wrong with it.
Savannah1994  - 3 months 30 days ago 
yep your right snowgirl411 , except for them being so...ugly..... XD
POWERFULLWART  - 3 months 23 days ago 
that 1st pic is the best ...the fire in the back ground means he is a bad ass ....just like Kenny Powers
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