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Top 10 sexy sexy game gurus!

Thought the guys behind the games were all butt ugly? Check GR's stable of binary beefcake!

Words: Stephen Pierce, GamesRadar US

7 - J Allard

Yes, yes we know. At first glance the architect of the Xbox doesn't look all that. Such a dull Polo check shirt and his thinning mane seems to be apologizing for its presence. Allard's doing the impossible, he's losing the battle to be the most sexy thing in the pic to an inanimate, alphabet letter made of mirrors. But wait…

 

Astonishing. The smoothness of dome, art-house ear dangler and tastefully understated T-shirt are a huge improvement. We'll overlook the contrived under-lip growth and the Bugsy Malone style velveteen jacket that'd combust if a cigarette even smiled at it. Overall a massive reboot for the Allard franchise.

He's got the sexual baton and he's running with it. A change of location, a relaxed pose, a camouflage hoodie and a sideways glance. "Oh you've just surprised me casually kicking it like a normal bloke down at the pinball hall, texting my mates", he might be saying. "I'm off to buy a Learjet, wanna come?"


 
27 Comments
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Nitemarish  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Wow! Bill Gates is a sexy bitch!
Coolbeans69  - 11 months 3 days ago 
Ahhhh! God!!!!!!! Dudes!!!! Help!!!! Where are the Chicks????!!!!
RebornKusabi  - 10 months 29 days ago 
Proof that just because you make video games doesn't mean you have to look the part.
Rhonda  - 10 months 11 days ago 
Don't worry Coolbeans69, hot chicks are out there rocking the gaming world. I work hard creating art for games every day and I don't have any horrible deformities.
souleater77  - 9 months 19 days ago 
shoulda posted jade raymond
Ten123  - 9 months 13 days ago 
Where are the Chicks !!!!!!!!!!
Iffo  - 9 months 8 days ago 
C'mon guys, why do you need chicks when you've got Mr. Romero and Billy Boy :D

Good work Stephen!! This is the most hilarious thing I've read in weeks!!
Auron  - 8 months 19 days ago 
Bah, Will Wright & Bill Gates are the best.
killemall  - 8 months 16 days ago 
As a fem, i don't know how i feel about this...
Hellbornranger  - 8 months 6 days ago 
lol
viperjv2  - 7 months 14 days ago 
lol
Gremlin187  - 6 months 15 days ago 
Go Forth And Die! DETHKLOK Rules.
ConesAreKool  - 6 months 3 days ago 
Eww... I wanted to see a sexy girl, not guy...
mrl64  - 4 months 28 days ago 
wtf
THORSTEINTHESTAFFSTRUCK  - 4 months 22 days ago 
This reminds me of Gramma's Boy. LOLZ. "I hate your face!" - Robot Voice
POWERFULLWART  - 4 months 12 days ago 
that is some funny shit
Twoodworth2014  - 4 months 9 days ago 
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE FLIP GUYS GUYS NO GIRLS GUYS
SnowGirl411  - 4 months 4 days ago 
What's wrong with it being about guys? I don't see anything wrong with it.
Savannah1994  - 4 months 1 day ago 
yep your right snowgirl411 , except for them being so...ugly..... XD
POWERFULLWART  - 3 months 25 days ago 
that 1st pic is the best ...the fire in the back ground means he is a bad ass ....just like Kenny Powers
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