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Top 10 sexy sexy game gurus!

Thought the guys behind the games were all butt ugly? Check GR's stable of binary beefcake!

Words: Stephen Pierce, GamesRadar US
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2 - Tomonobu Itagaki

Dead Or Alive bad-boy Itagaki is a man with ice in his veins, awards on his shelf and an irrefutable poly-sexual appeal. The bold inflatable puffer jacket, dual-pelmet bob and phallus-handled sidearm make for a compelling autumn/winter story. "See this sword," he's saying, "it'll cut cakes, biscuits, or sandwiches, and I'll do it really dramatically."

When metal meets leather on the battlefield of a jacket there can only be one winner, the wearer. Marvel as Itagaki teams Mad Max chic, a T-shirt made of upholstery and killer shades and physically wrestles for control of his own look. It's a violent encounter, but we dare you to look away.


 
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Nitemarish  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Wow! Bill Gates is a sexy bitch!
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Coolbeans69  - 11 months 2 days ago 
Ahhhh! God!!!!!!! Dudes!!!! Help!!!! Where are the Chicks????!!!!
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RebornKusabi  - 10 months 28 days ago 
Proof that just because you make video games doesn't mean you have to look the part.
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Rhonda  - 10 months 10 days ago 
Don't worry Coolbeans69, hot chicks are out there rocking the gaming world. I work hard creating art for games every day and I don't have any horrible deformities.
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souleater77  - 9 months 19 days ago 
shoulda posted jade raymond
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Ten123  - 9 months 12 days ago 
Where are the Chicks !!!!!!!!!!
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Iffo  - 9 months 7 days ago 
C'mon guys, why do you need chicks when you've got Mr. Romero and Billy Boy :D

Good work Stephen!! This is the most hilarious thing I've read in weeks!!
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Auron  - 8 months 18 days ago 
Bah, Will Wright & Bill Gates are the best.
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killemall  - 8 months 15 days ago 
As a fem, i don't know how i feel about this...
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Hellbornranger  - 8 months 5 days ago 
lol
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viperjv2  - 7 months 14 days ago 
lol
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Gremlin187  - 6 months 14 days ago 
Go Forth And Die! DETHKLOK Rules.
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ConesAreKool  - 6 months 2 days ago 
Eww... I wanted to see a sexy girl, not guy...
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mrl64  - 4 months 27 days ago 
wtf
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THORSTEINTHESTAFFSTRUCK  - 4 months 21 days ago 
This reminds me of Gramma's Boy. LOLZ. "I hate your face!" - Robot Voice
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POWERFULLWART  - 4 months 11 days ago 
that is some funny shit
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Twoodworth2014  - 4 months 8 days ago 
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE FLIP GUYS GUYS NO GIRLS GUYS
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SnowGirl411  - 4 months 3 days ago 
What's wrong with it being about guys? I don't see anything wrong with it.
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Savannah1994  - 4 months 12 hours ago 
yep your right snowgirl411 , except for them being so...ugly..... XD
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POWERFULLWART  - 3 months 24 days ago 
that 1st pic is the best ...the fire in the back ground means he is a bad ass ....just like Kenny Powers
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